We are talking about a complex network of cells (macrophages, lymphocytes, etc.) distributed throughout the body and a set of molecules (cytokines, antibodies, etc.) that work together to defend it from pathogenic microorganisms and foreign substances. Now that I’ve added these colorful horrors to your weekend slumber, please enjoy your weekly compilation of Panama news.Īt this point in the pandemic caused by the emergence of SARS-CoV-2, we are all aware of the important role that the immune system plays in the equation. Or on the other end of the spectrum, if you absolutely can’t wait to end your office meetings for you to express your love to yourself in a bathroom like a normal human being, there’s the “Zoom Loob” to help you get through the moment. It detects the member within a fraction of a second and a preselected filter will replace it with an object of your choice like a slice of pizza, smiley face, winky face, Shake Weight, protein shake, or whatever. My first thought would be based on facial recognition but would be designed to create a special filter in the event an unwanted weenie pops up on your screen. Can you imagine what the power point slide on that would be like?Īlso, due to the amount of accidental weenie exposure cases during Zoom meetings, there may be a market now for special accessories. They already have the following mandatory courses: “Don’t sexually harass your subordinates”, “Don’t sexually harass anyone else either please”, “If you get fired, do NOT, under any circumstances, gun us all down before lunch” and now, they’re going to have to add, “We told you not to show us your weenie in person, now please don’t do that during a Zoom meeting either”. Most corporations now instruct HR to create important blocks of training designed to tackle the most common and chronic workplace problems. I think it should be a general rule to only masturbate when all cameras, computers, electronics, and anything that could record you are off and faaaaaaar away. …or why? The newest fad of accidentally exposing one’s self during a Zoom meeting with your colleagues blows my mind. And with all the other scandals up north, I’ve lost track of who exposed themselves to whom and where…. I also plan on adding some facts based on fiction, just like in US politics.Īnd speaking of US Politics… wow! We all knew that October was going to be painful, but this has been ridiculous. It’s going to be fiction, with much of it being based on fact. My goal is to write 4,000 words per week, so that should get me to a rough draft between 5-6 months.
If you don’t want to be in it, you better damn well tell me now before it’s too late. So, I’ve officially started writing a book. I’ve written enough in these newsletters to write a book and the start of another.
As a matter of fact, your average book is 90,000 words long, unless you’re JK Rowling who surpasses 100,000 in each book. Work is piling up and even though I only spend about two hours on each one, I could also be dedicating that time to writing a book. Quite frankly, I think I’m going to continue doing the exact same thing as I have been doing on Sundays anyways a whole lot of nothin! If you didn’t already notice, if you didn’t get the memo, I’ve decided to only do one newsletter per week. For starters, beaches will open this weekend and Sundays are no longer quarantine days. So much as happened since our last newsletter.